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I used to teach old people how to not fall down and look good while doing it.

 

Now I stare into thin air when I'm supposed to be writing and babysit a stir-crazy old veteran who happens to be my wife.

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Red Tailed Hawk Therian / Polymorph / Spirit Being / Anthro Hawk / Deitykin

 

Shard of Heru AKA Horus

 

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I update databases and check if various data is correct. Other things I am doing is testing, debugging and programming applications (plus helping out with customizing) of an ERP software that seems to be considered hard to understand by many people. One guy who was only a user (not developer or tester) of this ERP software said "My condolences!" after I told him that I have worked with it (this was between my first and second job). For me, this ERP software is sometimes hard to understand, but most of the time it is easy and I understand it very quickly (of course my colleagues explain things to me). Apps like Photoshop, Sony Vegas and Blender are a lot harder to get for me.

 

In short, I am sitting in front of a screen and using my brain.

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"I want you to say what you think and become confident and authentic" - Satan.

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I'll go first!

 

I sit in front of two screens every day while some maniac screams at me because of the prices of our "high speed" internet. If I get him to buy it I get ...

 

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Why did you give everyone the negative "Mean" reaction? No one here was mean.

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"I want you to say what you think and become confident and authentic" - Satan.

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I stalk my prey silently, following behind them at a safe distance, occasionally, when I have to, I get closer. I need to be sure of what my prey is doing, and I need to ensure they never leave my sight. When my prey is lulled into a false sense of security and thinks it can escape, I make my move, ambushing them from behind and dragging them off into the shadows.
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I stalk my prey silently, following behind them at a safe distance, occasionally, when I have to, I get closer. I need to be sure of what my prey is doing, and I need to ensure they never leave my sight. When my prey is lulled into a false sense of security and thinks it can escape, I make my move, ambushing them from behind and dragging them off into the shadows.

This is epic! I want this job. Your stalking skills must be on point. 😂 In all seriousness I heard the live about your job and I can only imagine how tense it is at times. You’re a savage. 🖤🤷

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~Grey Wolf~

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I write letters of congratulations and read a bunch of newspapers for free six hours a week. And some other stuff but that's the majority of my "job"

 

I swear nobody's going to figure out what this is lmao

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

Demonkin, Wolfkin, and Sirenkin, plural system with many headmates, all open for contact

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I ship crap for people who complain about the price despite the fact that they’re shipping to California to get it there by tomorrow.

Then I have to explain to someone doing Amazon returns why their return needs to have a box and that yes, they have to pay for said box.

 

I stalk my prey silently, following behind them at a safe distance, occasionally, when I have to, I get closer. I need to be sure of what my prey is doing, and I need to ensure they never leave my sight. When my prey is lulled into a false sense of security and thinks it can escape, I make my move, ambushing them from behind and dragging them off into the shadows.

A dentist!

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I don't have a job but, here's a thing that is a job but like, i'm not doing it as a job and getting money from it, if you know what I mean.

 

I start of with multiple frames, then draw on the first frame. Then on the next, next, next, and once all the frames are done, i play it, and it shows movement.

 

Ugh, that was explained horribly.

"everyone is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.."

she/her

 

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I spend my life as part of the hunt, wherein I dance with the most dangerous of game, and gallivant with those who take part in this cycle; this circular ritual no less than it has ever been and no more than it is now. It is my everything and it is my nothing, there are no second chances here. Only some of them know this story, others dormant to it. I only lay my head to rest where and when there are no others.

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