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Post your best jokes here! I'll start with one

 

Computer scientists: "Computer science isn't satanic!"

Computer science: "Use daemon to kill parents and all their children?"

"Before we start testing today, let's have our mandatory minute of silence in honor of Earth's governing body, the Sentient Cloud. [throat clear] Starting now. [a pause] [coughing] Good, right. All hail the sentient cloud. Begin testing."

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Cave Johnson

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Dead piggy memes.

Yandere Foxy (my anatomy sucks?)

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Sans Foxy (I can't draw Sans jacket sorry.)

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I look high as fuck.

"i wanna go home.. I- i dont like this party... im allergic to people!"

-he/her-

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The part of my mind which brought me here (Chrysalis in a matter of speaking ) has been insistent on traveling between my homes and I felt that managing to do something along the lines of that would be a challenge to my intellect.
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What's Flowey's favorite drink?

Geno-CIDER

(r/comedyheaven lol)

Square of applause for you

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Within isolation comes self-discovery.

 

~Caracal therian (C. caracal caracal) | Sunny fictionkin (Omori) | Razorwhip fictherian (Dragons: Race To The Edge)~

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I was trying to think of something to post here, when I heard this rumbling coming from somewhere in my room. I got up to look in my closet, and found a giant tank decked out in religious icons and skulls. I turned around to find a gothic looking giant robot that was standing behind me. I have no idea how they got there but it must have been some tactical genius to get them in without me seeing the-

CREEEEEEDDD!!!!

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The part of my mind which brought me here (Chrysalis in a matter of speaking ) has been insistent on traveling between my homes and I felt that managing to do something along the lines of that would be a challenge to my intellect.
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e^x and a differential are meeting on a bridge, rumping shoulders into each others.

Differential: "Better watch out next time"

e^x: "Ha! You can do nothing to me, I'm the euler function, derrivate me as much as you'd like..."

Differential: *sigh* "dx/dy"

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds -- Bob Marley
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